Didn't expect that

Bri and I took E to the MN Zoo yesterday. He saw the zebras, the sharks and even went to the petting zoo at the farm. After we were home, Bri asked E what his favorite part of the zoo was. He said "the poop".

Deal of the Month

So, my sister is getting married in 10 days, and I needed to find a dress for the wedding. I went to David's Bridal too look at the colors of the bridal party so I wouldn't clash. I pick out three dresses, pale yellow, lavendar and a deep plum. I fell in love with the yellow one right away but after trying it on wasn't thrilled with the fit. Then, I tried on the lavendar dress and loved it, but was concerned that it would clash with the candy red of the bridesmaid dresses. So then, I tried on the plum one.

IT WAS THE ONE! I just loved it--the fit, the color and everything.

I went up to the counter to pay for it and took out my checkbook while the sales lady bagged the dress. She said, "that will be $29.99 please" I had to do a double take at the price tag, "really, I said the price says $59.99," and she said "I know it's another 50% off".

I did the happy dance of joy! What a deal. Anyway enough of my boring "blog".

God's blessings to you all today!

Butt

While I was putting on E's shoes this afternoon he asked me "Where's my butt mom?" I said, "I don't know E, where's your butt"? He responded..."I'm sitting on it!"

Calgon

I am having a "calgon take me away" morning...I love E, but he is VERY winey this morning....of course he is...it's a weight watchers meeting day. He is always cranky when I have to go there. UGH Calgon, Take me Away!

E, PLEASE STOP WINING!

Father, please give me have loads and loads of patience today.

Amen

Question

What is black and white and red all over?

bear in the house

Woke up yesterday morning and Bri and I were listening to the kiddo sleep over the baby monitor. A strange noise was coming from his room. I realized that E was snoring---not just little sounds...a full out SNORE! I didn't realize that sleeping toddlers could make such a noise.

Well...I found out who was snoring...

It must have been the bear...not my sweet little boy.